Make a drawing/comic of something from this story, and I will love you forever. (of course I made the story myself, how else would it have the awesome parrot in it?)

Once upon a piece of bubblegum, there was a pencil case.
The owner of the pencil case, a small but not young girl named Laurie, was looking for this case, but to no avail. She dug out all the crap from her closet, only to find an emo parrot in there.
It squawked "OMGILU". It took her a while to realize that it was her best friend's sister's boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's psycho-lesbian-parrot.
Whose name was Jam.
Oddly enough, Jam hated jam, and liked eating peanut-butter, but that is another story.
Jam perched herself on Laurie's shoulder, and called her "a pretty lady" and "hot stuff".
Laurie rolled her eyes and kept on looking for her pencil case.
The girl finished looking around her room, and began to search the kitchen for her case.
The parrot flew off her shoulder to go and eat a half-eaten peanut butter sandwich.
Laurie kept on searching.
The bird kept on eating.
Laurie looked in the fridge, and then the bird said, "Your behind".
The girl was flabbergasted, turned around quickly, and was about to scold the poor psycho, when she felt something get stuck in the fridge, from the seat of her pants.
The case fell out from her back pocket.
The end.